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Games… if you can call them like that…

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I don’t get how Gaia managed to make such shitty games. They’ve taken blackjack, a great game, and managed to make it shitty. There was no need to add “cheating” and other bullshit story, just plain old blackjack would have cut it. Then again, what better way to introduce children to gambling.

 

I didn’t think it was possible to make fishing that boring. Then again, their game prove me wrong. I’ve heard of a guy fishing 25,000 fishs in a single day. What a fucking loser really. How about catching real fishes, moron?

 

Their puzzle games might give you subtle hints as to what you are in:

 

 

 

Gay.

 

Then let’s take their so-called slots machine:

 

 

 

WOOT I WON! How stupid really, who would really play that crappy game? Real money virtual machines are already boring, but THIS? I mean, there’s only two possible outcomes:

 

1)You win

2)You don’t win.

 

And what do you win? Stupid pointless tickets. Great job, dumbass, you’ve won 50 tickets, 999,950 more and you’ll be able to afford an hat!

 

Wait, I almost forgot the towns! What’s that, exactly, a kind of Second Life but even more boring? There are two things to do in town:

 

1)Hit trees hoping cash will fall

 

2)Leave.

 

Sometimes, Gaia will add something as stupid as waterballoon fights and other pointless craps which have absolutly no point. Next, please! 

 

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18 Responses to “Games… if you can call them like that…”

  1. stalker Says:
    January 22nd, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    u r probably an 8 year old that got banned and had a lot of stuff cuz u made a stupid grammar mistake: “afford an hat” i didn’t make it up. press ctrl+f and search it. u will see…
  2. Replier Says:
    January 30th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    He’s an eight year old? He made one minor grammar mistake, you ‘Stalker’ can’t even type out your words. I don’t think you should be the one to talk.

    And to help correction, ‘an hat’ should be ‘a hat’.

  3. lol Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 6:52 am
    Wow, you’re both idiots. “An hat” is correct. Try reading a book, sometime.
  4. auS-e-Dude (Flame in in Gaia, I don't care) Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    If you don’t like the games, don’t play them.
  5. WrongfullyBanned#783467234329743284723 Says:
    February 16th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    So true… zOMG was probably the best game, but it’s a shame it lagged so bad. Well, it “was” pretty fun before I got wrongfully banned of course.

    And “stalker”, before you start complaining about other people’s grammar mistakes, learn how to write “you”, “are” and “because”.

  6. Huh? Says:
    March 25th, 2009 at 9:30 am
    “A hat”, is correct.
  7. haha Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    Take that stick out of your ass and learn to have fun
    You know that’s what games are for right, or perhaps you’ve never experienced fun before
  8. Luna Says:
    April 29th, 2009 at 1:52 am
    Supposedly the an rule goes with h.

    Like, an hero or an hill.

    Doesn’t make sense, but thats how the English language originally was until we watered it down.

  9. Faust Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Lol, this turned into a grammar Nazi site! xD
    I must admit, I DO get bored playing fishing after awhile, and I don’t really bother with the other games.
    I am interested in ZOmg because you do not have to download anything.

    Sure, it doesn’t compare to WoW, but it is a great place to meet new people (NOT pedophiles) and have fun. :D

  10. feep Says:
    May 29th, 2009 at 9:04 am
    sad. if you say go fish real fishes, that includes real outdoor activities. here its gaia. its outdoor activities but hey its online. so considered indoor games. and its a game? don’t you get it? a GAME. gaians do whatever they please. that’s their life.

    an elephant: correct, an apple: correct, an Hour: correct, but an Hat? you don’t call a hat an ‘at’ right? i mean, like you lose the alphabet ‘h’ in saying ‘hour’. it doesn’t sound like it points to a hat anymore if it goes that way… o.O;

  11. tuninama Says:
    June 2nd, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    gaia was fun till i got banned but i’m not gonna ”hate” it or try to tell everyone it sucks………..i just gonna forget it there are wayyyyyyyyyyy better mmos out there ^_^
  12. Lucas Says:
    June 17th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    To stalker: you are such a puppet. :D
  13. Laura Says:
    June 30th, 2009 at 2:52 am
    The person who created this site complained on the homepage that the Gaia forums just had sex and nothing else. I went to the forums on this site and, what do you know, I found a bunch of topics about sex. Nice. Maybe you should practice what you preach.
  14. David Says:
    July 27th, 2009 at 4:57 am
    I’m, I’m, sorry, but more of the people leaving comments on the comment board are con tradicting themselves and critisizing the, probably, correctly informed maker of this website. It’s just so you know… Retarded?
  15. kiragirl2 Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 3:43 am
    Alot of the time you can go in the towns or look in the forums and see topics saying,”CYBER HERE!!!!!!” I mean, what the fuck is that all about? o.o
  16. me Says:
    August 21st, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    wow u suck
  17. DIEYOUHATERS Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    gaia online has turned into a site for pedophiles. I bet three million dollars that all of you can go to different parts of town and can’t find 10 whores, molesters, or pedophiles. Cause now gaia just turned into a XXX video game. But that don’t give no one rights to try to go against it. So all of u haters get a life
  18. Nothanks Says:
    July 29th, 2010 at 4:18 am
    I’m confused but aren’t most flash games generally retarded and I cannot even begin to wonder why the whole aspects of games overall are being questioned. The point of games are to win or lose. However the other aspects are definitely up to criticism and personal opinion/taste

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