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Take the Quiz!

What kind of dipshit are you?

There are Five kinds of Gaia Online Players that range from ”annoying” to ”deadly annoying”. Here are there, presented in order from less annoying to most.     

  • The ”I live 20 years in the past” are dipshit that got nothing better to do than playing Gaia. They always whine about how Gaia was so great two years ago and how it sucks so bad now.
  • The ”2kool4skool” are typically high school dropout. They believe they are expert in everything and flame everyone because they are so superior, but they don’t realize they will finish their lifes bagging groceries.
  • The ”I should be shot” category regroups all the annoying, whining little kids that keep getting scammed and keep crying about everything. From far the largest category, they are alsovery, very annoying.
  • The ”At birth, doctors doubted of my sex” regroups the worst ”I should be shot” has to offer. These are typically ”I should be shot”, but elite version. Youngest category, these kids spend all day on the forums bitching at every single thing and trolling every single thread. Their dream in life is to get attention.
  • The ”Gaia is serious business” category regroups every person that believes Gaia is everything. They play all day, almost fanatically, and believes everythings mods say. For them, Lanzer is God and Gaia terms of service are their credo

Which category do you belong in? Take this quiz to find out!

1) I play Gaia Online because:

I got nothing better to do.  

I am still unsure of my sexual orientation.  

I’m a failure at life and at least there I feel like I have friends.  

Because I think virtual people and items matter.  

All of above.  

2) Item I dream of getting:

I got my dream avatar already ^_^.

I ALMOST had my dream avatar but I got banned :(

A DEVIL TAIL! Althought I win 500g per day, I feel I can get the 5 millions in a nearby future. 

An REAL O’RLY hat, win tha fight against nudity rofl! I already asked it for my birthday and my parents will buy it over my little spoiled ass that get everything he wants.  

Dreaming is for losers. I do not have time to dream, I work (because it’s a work now) hard to get what I want.  

3) I send donations

Each month, first one in line. I love to be raped by men. 

Each month. I fall in all their marketing bullshit. 

Sometimes when I can convince my parents to.

Rarely. Monthly items used to be better anyway.  

Never. I play so much that I don’t need them.  

4) If you could change one thing in Gaia Online, what would it be?

I’d make gold easier to get LEL 

I’d make the house arena work for real. Just kidding, no one can do that.

I’d make it so that Administrators stopped raping us. But what would be the point of the game then? 

I’d make donations more expensive. I’m sure the dipshits would pay anyway. I know I would.  

I’d make Gaia Online like it was 2 years ago.  

5) If you were to meet Derek Liu, what would you do?

Kick him in the nuts!!!! He is the reason for Global Warming!!!! 

Kiss him, take a picture and trade the picture for 1,000,000g.

Cry with him over what his forums have become 

Ask him to marry him. Too bad I’m over 14 :(   

Give him my monthly donation right now. I’d save on shipping fees. I could even give him a very ‘’special” donation.  

6) If Gaia Online was a religion and made a suicide pact, would you respect it?

What? Gaia is not a religion? With all the time I spend on it, I wish it would at least bring me closer to heavens!!!!!

I already plan on suiciding anyway.

Who gives a shit about virtual pacts? 

I’ve already tried to suicide three times, and failed each time, so chances are that I would fail again. I’m a failure at life.  

No. If I died, I couldn’t play Gaia anymore!!!!  

7) If Gaia was shut down, I would:

Wonder what has happened to the donations I sent. 

Cry. No big difference because I always whine about everything. 

Join another pointless web-based bullshit game (see: neopets)

Blame GaiaOnlineSucks for it  

Don’t scare me like this…  

8 ) If I suddenly got perma-banned, I would:

Cry and beg admins for a second chance.

Talk to my father, my grand-father, my nephew, my uncle and my friends who are all lawyers about a lawsuit.

Suicide.

Be back in 10 mins with items from friends.  

Wonder what will happen to my e-girlfriend, not realizing she was a man from the beginning.  

9) I get a PM asking for my password. I:

QUICKLY ANSWER IT ! Noooooo deletion!!!!!!

Report it the the admin and then write back to the guy saying how he got PWNED and how he will get banned, not realizing it’s a bot that does not read anything.

Make a topic in GD about it. Hopefully I can get gold from it!!!! 

Whine on about how GaiaOnline used to be better and how everything was so good two years ago.  

Use the idea to steal accounts for my own purpose. After six bans for scamming, I would kill myself.  

10) It’s a nice, clean, sunny vacations day. You choose to:

Play GaiaOnline all day.

Masturbate.

Play GaiaOnline while masturbating 

Study hard for your ”interior design” class just in case you get a surprise-test.  

Go out with my girlfriend. Too bad I don’t have a girlfriend!!!!  

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28 Responses to “Take the Quiz!”

  1. Randy Nods Says:
    January 20th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    I didn’t think there was a site that could suck more than Gaia, but lo and behold, here it is.
  2. asfasf Says:
    January 21st, 2009 at 2:26 am
    asasf
  3. Captainhood Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 2:17 am
    You suck, i hate your website now. because of this page everything on this is crap
  4. Haha Says:
    February 1st, 2009 at 3:44 am
    Jeeze, by the comments these people are making about the categories, you can tell they are deff. from one or the other. Open your eyes, kiddos.
  5. auS-e-Dude (Flame in in Gaia, I don't care) Says:
    February 7th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    Wow. I’m 2kool4skool. The insults scarred me of live. /sarcasm
  6. ROFL Says:
    February 10th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    i got…
    “At birth, doctors doubted of my sex”
    XD
  7. Zippy Shodler Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 4:58 am
    Im a loser?!? T_T
  8. I like brownies Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 9:06 am
    I think Gaia is pretty cool. Yes it might suck once it a while, but if you don’t like it, it does give you the right to tell others to also hate it.
  9. aneesa Says:
    April 18th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    none of the answer choices are even choices that i would choose.
    for example
    9) I get a PM asking for my password. I:
    would ignore the pm and laugh at how pathetic the attempt was.
    therefore, this quiz is in no way accurate.
    also, i can name a few people on gaia who spend some time on gaia for fun
    but also have Lives outside of gaia.

    other than that, this quiz was actually pretty funny (and a little true for some people)

  10. Pandi Says:
    June 5th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    My question is, if Gaia sucks so much, and people who are on it are losers, then why have you gone to so much trouble to build a site dedicated to how much it sucks? And completely ignoring the amount of time that obviously went into this site, why would you bother paying for a domain? It seems to me that you’re the one that needs to get over it. If Gaia is so unimportant and crappy, why not just ignore it altogether? How sad your life must be.
  11. Worst Game Ever- GAIA Says:
    June 24th, 2009 at 12:44 am
    To Pandi: You ask why have we gone to so much trouble to build a site dedicated to how much it sucks?
    It is because we want the readers of this website to know what fucking things Gaia has done. We want to open their minds that the fucking gaiaonline is just fooling them. Attracting the kids then randomly banning them! What’s the point?! These kids should have wasted all their time, money and effort for nothing? Tell me, if that hapened to you, wouldn’t you do nothing? Wouldn’t you get angry? How could we ignore it if we couldn’t forget it?? It’s just easy for you to tell us to just “ignore it”, “move on” or “get over it” cause you don’t know anything! You don’t know what it feels to be banned without doing something wrong. So, that’s the reason why here we are posting Gaia’s AWESOMENESS to us that we could NEVER ever forget.
    And please, we don’t need the fucking comment of you, asking us to move on, that’ll never change our belief to gaia, so shut your mouth up!
    Just spend your time playing gaia and get banned! That way, you might experience the same feeling too.
  12. Someone Says:
    June 25th, 2009 at 10:50 am
    You might get people to listen to you if you didn’t insult everyone… And if you just stated facts and not colour everything with your anger. And you might want to check on your spelling, and leave pointless and inaccurate quizzes out. Then people might actually listen to what you’re saying. Until then, you’ll achieve nothing but being laughed at and pitied (and maybe angering some individuals who you actually managed to describe –not too many though).
  13. Uhmmm... whut's my name again??? Says:
    July 7th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    Get a life pal!!! There is something more worthy wasting your time at than this… I’m not saying that you should move on but I just want you to remember that there’s something better to do than ranting about how much you hate GaiaOnline…

    Get it???

    Oh, and FYI, i am not a little kid or a moron!!! (From the “I should be shot” quiz result)

  14. Penguin Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 6:13 am
    How so very funny this was! x3
  15. fart nuggets Says:
    July 15th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    Ok, if you are wasting your time making dumbass quizzes like this, do yourself a favor and GO GET A LIFE. I’m pretty sure no one cares how much you hate Gaia; we love it, so go fuck yourself instead of wasting your life.
  16. FUCK U ASSHOLE BITCHASS D-block can suck my dick and war guild and kev Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Hey i just would like to give a shout out 2 kev if u reading this or ant or chris or blaze or all dem otha war guild fgtz and o yea fuck mob
  17. LOL Says:
    August 13th, 2009 at 3:49 am
    lol! this site is stupid but funny. this guy must love to waste his time on trying to bring everyone on gaia down. You dumbass. Nobody cares about your opinions on a site you probably got teased on.
    you’re whining.
    you-re bitching.
    get over it, you loser.
  18. blueeyesblackcat Says:
    October 7th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    *reading all comments*
    …
    “Worst Game Ever- GAIA” u just made a discovery!!
    XP
  19. 0_0 Says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    You made a site …. to bash …. gaiaonline? xD Sorry but i’m allergic to stupid ideas. Just because you were banned for something you may have not done isn’t a good reason to start protesting against you. If they had somehow taken you’re real money or sent viruses into you’re commuter then yeah, you have the right to be angry. But this, this is going to far. They were just doing their job and made a mistake. It happens. I warn you though not to thearten people or you’ll get in more trouble. Besides, how long have you been banned, a few days, and week, a month? You should get over it, maybe make a new account. Just don’t go nuts like you are going now!
  20. lordbababa Says:
    December 23rd, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    lawl at most comments below
  21. Tattie Says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 2:56 am
    Lol!
    This is funny x3
    It hurt for a sec but I bounced back =/
  22. -.- Says:
    January 4th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    ok so this quiz gives you just shitty answers and the questions are fucking ridiculous. you hate gaiaonline bcause u get banned and u make a shitty website with fucked up reasons and this fucking petition that the government would never fullfill. kill all those associated with gaiaonline? thats freaking crap.
  23. Eric Says:
    January 22nd, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    You made a site about how much you hate gaia? How bored are you? Just because you get banned for whatever reason and lose all your stuff, you throw a whiny tantrum about it and post immature comments about the site like a jilted 7th grader. Seriously man, you need to get over yourself. Stop this Gaia obsession and get a life. These people make more money than you probably do in a year, and you act like you’re better than them? Wait, maybe we should be sorry we’re not as “perfect” as you.
  24. satan Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    Go out with my girlfriend. Too bad I don’t have a girlfriend!!!!
    Haha. The quiz creator doesnt have a Girlfriend! Not even an online GF! What a fucking loser. I have liek over 9000 e-girlfriends and even more IRL! FUCKING NOOB!
  25. LinkxPit Says:
    March 2nd, 2010 at 5:05 am
    K YEA!!!! WTF ARE WITH THESE ANSWERS!!! NONE OF THEM MAKE SENSE!!!

    dude u need 2 get a fucking life!
    No one cares of what you say!
    Theres no point of making these bad comments and test about gaia! no one is going 2 stop playing!!!

    And ur just upset because u got banned! well get over it!

    PLUS THERE IS A WAY 2 GET UNBANNED ASSHOLE !!!!GOD!!!

  26. xianghuachii Says:
    May 15th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    XD lmao e.e… gaia wont let me enter.. e.e.. fawk em xDD
  27. wtf Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    imma a loser?
  28. Anonymous Says:
    June 26th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Oh I feel so pityful of you right now.This retarded mother-f**ker, apparently has no life because he wastes time on insulting people.Please,dude do us all a favour and just die already.Kayy?

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