Quiz2: What will your future life be like?

Greetings Gaians!

This Quiz was created with the specific objective of telling you just how far you would go in life. This test is based on cognitive theory which states actions taken early in life (and frankly I hope you play Gaia only “early in life”) in a virtual world shows exactly just what position you can hope to get later. Will you be a doctor (I hope not for your patients), a physicist, a developer or will you barely pass high school? We shall see!

Question 1: Do you play Gaia?

Yes

No

Of course you play Gaia, wtf would you do here, dolt? Don’t bring that “I quitted x time ago” bullshit argument, we all know you’ll eventually get back to the game anyway, you will feel “nostalgic” or should I say “bored” because you have absolutely no life and only a computer and your hands to have fun with (ehhhhhhh).

Question 2 : Do you like playing Gaia?

Yes

No.

Of course you like Gaia. Why else would you keep playing idiot? Doing something every day that you don’t like? You just got the answer to the test: you’re crazy.

Question 3: Do you like school?

No

No

Of course you don’t like school. What will your friends think if you said on an online forum that you liked school? Nothing of course because you don’t have friends, but how would you get friends if everyone knew you liked school? Liking schools is NUTCOOL man! SCHOOL SUX, HOMEWORK SUX! Quick, make a thread on Gaia on how bad your homework sucks, hopefully you can meet a pedophile who can help you.

Question 4: If you could choose between playing Gaia or going to school, which would you choose?

Gaia

School

So let me get this straight: you just stated you liked playing Gaia and that you didn’t like school and now you say you’d rather go to school than play Gaia? Are you stupid or what? No need to lie, you know: if you’d rather do something you dislike over something you like, this effectively means you’re dumb. Don’t bring me that “school is important” bullshit argument, this argument only applies to people actually with a brain and you’ve proven you didn’t have one when you’ve answered question 1.

Question 5: There is a super-rare event that happens once per lifetime tomorrow, but it’s exactly in the middle of your math class. The teacher has specifically advised not to miss this class and it’s the most important of the year. You can’t bring computers to class. What do you do?

Wet your bed hoping your mother believes you’re sick. You know it won’t work because you wet your bed every morning anyway.

My odds of passing a math class are about as high as ever getting a job paying over minimum wages, so I better go on Gaia anyway.

Question 6: You are offered a mod position on Gaia. Due to your scholar schedule, you doubt you would have time for such position, but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity; if it’s not you, it will be someone else. What do…

No need to say more. I’m taking the mod position, banning all the dumbasses, and returning to regular user. Well, I couldn’t return to regular since I would have banned myself already…

Mod is merely a step to my complete domination of Gaia (sleeping with moderators is another).

Question 7: After failing (and quitting) school to play to Gaia, your mom kicks you out and you end out working at a McDonald’s. Life sucks for you. BUT, all of a sudden, your life chances and FINALLY lucks smiles to you. Suddenly, Derek Liu, Lanzer, offers you a 500,000$ per year position playing Gaia all day. What do you do?

I knew this would happen from the begining. I’m so glad I quit school to become a full-time, non-paid mod. Follow your dreams!

I wake up.

Question 8: Later in life, you get kids (and surprisingly kid protection let you keep them) and they also start playing GaiaOnline (probably a genetic weakness). What do you do?

Block the website on their computers. School is more important than playing. I know what I answered to the question 2) and I know this makes me an hypocrit.

I actually planned this. I had kids that would play Gaia all day and farm me all the gold I need. I can even sacrifice them to the God Lanzer.

Question 9: You are a doctor and a patient is going to die in five minutes unless operated right now. Only you can do this operation. Sadly, you are working on an extremely good trade. You know completing the trade will take five more minutes and that the other trader will simply find someone else if you tell him to wait. You:

Complete the trade and hope the patient had a GaiaOnline you can inherit. Two birds with one stone.

Go operate the patient and hope he has a GaiaOnline account and that he will be very generous you saved his life.

Question 10: At 29, you finally meet the love of your life and decide to marry. You:

Skip the ceremony (and honeymoon) to play Gaia. She divorces a year later and take 50% of your account (around 12,000g).

Don’t need to stop playing GaiaOnline as you are marrying your avatar.

Question 11: After many years, once you’re 47, Web 9.0 is out and GaiaOnline closes for good. You:

Keep playing it in your head.

Return to high school.

Question 12: You are now 80 and GaiaOnline makes a comeback. You:

Initiated that comeback.

Think rickrolls are still funny.

See the interpretation of your results right here

31 Responses to “Quiz2: What will your future life be like?”

  1. Spike Says:
    Dude this ain’t a quiz its just you being an ass and ripping into gaia. I’m guessing you were banned from gaia and now are holding a grudge because of it. Gaia is a place for people to go and have fun. They don’t care about all the shit your complaining about so fuck off and leave gaia alone. Also half the stuff your saying is bullshit. Its like your boyfriend shoved his hand up your ass and pulled out all this shit your posting on your website. Why don’t you shut down this website and go back to your redneck house and suck on your daddy’s cock like the good little retarded shit you are?
  2. aneesa Says:
    i agree with Spike.
    i bet you were one of the obsessed gaians who sat there playing
    24/7 and got banned so now you blame others.
    really, this website shows how much of a life YOU
    don’t have since you waste your time creating a website to insult gaia.

    and about your quiz, i do like gaia but i also enjoy school.
    there are people who spend a lot of time playing video games, going on
    the internet, and maybe just sit around and do nothing sometimes but that
    doesn’t mean they quit school, don’t have any friends, and don’t have a life.

    i do understand how you feel about gaia sucking sometimes, but instead of complaining
    about it for the rest of your life, complain for 5 minutes, forget about it,
    and MOVE ON. but, since you are unable to do that, you must be really immature to hold a
    grudge on a WEBSITE.

  3. Big Daddy Fox Says:
    okay, i get that you dont like gaia. BUT why are you so angry? i mean get that 14 in. dildo out of your ass man! i quit a year ago, so i decided to google “gaiaonline sucks” and found this. Your so called “quiz” is not a quiz at all. its your way of amusement because you cant find any in real life, so you come to this website. dude just get a life.
  4. TheOnlySmartOneHere Says:
    Hmm…I don’t agree with Big Daddy Fox or Spike (on some of the nastiest insults they decided to type.)
    People act like jerks over the internet and they are cowards. Why? Because they can’t get hurt for whatever rude things they say like in real life. So unlike Big Daddy Fox and Spike, I will not lower myself by insulting others with saying what goes in their ass or what they suck o_O It has nothing to do with the subject.

    But anyways, this isn’t really a quiz, the reasons why Gaia sucks on this webite are pretty lame, and you should explain why you hate Gaia so much instead of ranting on about it and coming up with the lame reasons for hating it. People like people who are honest and probably won’t listen to you if you come up with childish and immature quizzes.

    I have been a former member of Gaia. I used to love Gaia, it was a place to talk to my friends and I thought customizing your avatar was pretty fun :) But I soon got out of Gaia and I do not like it anymore. Here are some REAL reasons why:

    1. A lot of the people on Gaia seemed pretty stuck up.
    2. Greedy, lots of beggars.
    3. Hacks and scams
    4. Gaia’s Rally was FILLED with people asking to be girlfriends and boyfriends!
    5. A lot of the people in Rally would cyber…How old were they? I’m guessing too young to be on Gaia.
    6. Gaia changed…too many times for me to handle. And so did the people of Gaia. Not as nice as they once were.

    My biggest problem was all of the mean, pompous people who thought their godly pixel items made them better than everyone else so they thought they could be mean to others who weren’t as rich as them. Yes, I know. You’ll always meet mean people, but so many people were just rude to others. I had a moderate avatar with a good amount of gold. I wasn’t poor and I wasn’t rich. I didn’t spend my time being mean to noobs because I didn’t want to since everyone starts out as a noob. If someone asks for an item or gold the common reply is usually mean and stuck up, calling them a noob and to go away instead of just saying no. Really, why would you want to spend your time looking down on others? The cowards of the internet.
    Often times I would get on another one of my accounts who looked like a noob and go into Rally where all the people were. I would see how people would treat me if I was a new member instead of a member of early 2006. Some were nice, but most seemed mean. I scared them away when I just said “hi”. Even when I was nice, friendly, and didn’t beg I was judged by them. I was labeled as a noob on that character so no one cared to listen to me.

    But the point is-I don’t like Gaia but I wouldn’t make a website bashing it and upsetting others. It’s just my opinion that I wanted to be heard. You can agree with me or not. I am glad other people are having fun on Gaia making new friends, but I hope they are aware of all the mean people on that website and all of the cybering that goes on in Rally.

    Thanks for reading :)

  5. Griffin Says:
    Propaganda sites are hilarious. You should go work for FOX News. They’d love to have you.
  6. Laura Says:
    My result:

    You are actually smart enough to realize Gaia is crap yet play anyway, so you are a big faggot. You will probably have a good job though because big faggots usually get good jobs. Congratulations I suppose. You can even hope to make money (Hint: $100 is not ‘a lot’ of money). You could go as far as ‘marketing senior’ or some inane position where you will stick your finger in your ass, counting all the money you make doing nothing.

    Yay!

  7. kiragirl2 Says:
    I lol’d when I submitted my results. What it says afterwards…. xD
  8. SquidgyBlack Says:
    Well I love gaia. Its something to do in my spare time. If you have nothing better to do than make a website about how it sucks, then maybe you should have thought about the times before you got your ass banned for being a complete pompous bitch. Fatty
  9. rachel Says:
    stupid quiz. i have friends. i have a life. im popular at my school, and to you this must be unbelieveable, but im smart. im in all advanced classes. but wait … i play gaia !!!! 0.o i have a boyfriend. in real life. but i bet you think you have a life. well a life is when you do things. not just rant on a stupid website !! :p
  10. blueeyesblackcat Says:
    whoh! take it esy man, why not trying to make another quize with a bit of hope in the resolts i didn’t choose eney answer & when i clicked the submait butten it was like “the world is hopless” or somthing!
    0_0 how old r u eneyway kid?
  11. onlygeniushere Says:
    dude, relax! god, people like you make me laugh because by you creating this website your being a BIG douchbag. i like gaia, it is okay, and i am smart and blah blah blah. anyway, i agree with theonlysmartonehere
    because he or she is right about your silly website, it sucks. you need to get over it and stop whining! your quiz is pitiful and YOU are the one that need a LIFE! a life is having friends and living, unlike you who probably just sits at your computer and whines 24/7. i am glad you made this website in a way because i like seeing stupid people like you whine over nothing. like i said b4, relax! P.S. GET A LIFE!!!
  12. SeriouslyDude? Says:
    Y’know, you really are a seven year old, aren’t you? Your parents probably won’t let you on Gaia for being underaged, so you throw a hissyfit and make a dumbass site about hating Gaiaonline, dude, thats low, hope i never get to see your face, i could go blind. n_n
    Sincerely, SeriouslyDude?~
  13. royal muffin Says:
    Woow this is some heat. I’m disappointed but I don’t feel like wasting energy by insulting you … cuz that’d mean dropping down to your immaturity level.

    And fyi not all people with gaia accounts are no-lifes. I have a good GPA, some awesome friends in real life, a hectic family life, I’m satisfied with my looks but don’t rub it into people’s faces… and yes, I have a gaia. So what?

    And while there are morons that exist on that site, it also has its good points.

    I haven’t been around on that site since the beginning of time, so I can’t really tell how much it changed. But even if it’s supposedly getting suckier, I didn’t find it bad when I joined. Hung in the right places and survived.
    People could think all they want. But this test was bs. It wasn’t a test. It was some gigantic, unnecessary insult clogging up the net.

    On the up side, you have *cough* creative ways of screwing with the mind. Let’s watch how far life will take YOU.

    Sincerely
    royal muffin

  14. AverageBoy Says:
    I totaly agree with royal muffin
  15. AverageBoy Says:
    most of the questions here dont have the option i want so yea this test is BS
  16. Acer Says:
    lol nigger.
  17. seraph Says:
    nigger
  18. casual Says:
    nigger
  19. You are a Says:
    NIGGER
  20. This White Boy Says:
    Yo Niggatry ends here, Bitch
  21. N_gger = People who annoy you Says:
    Oh Oh! I’d like to solve to puzzle!
    Nagger.
    Tricked ya : P
  22. The only black guy Says:
    you’re a fucking racist, asshole
  23. The only black guy Says:
    But I agree with the honkies. Fuck you, ya nigger.
  24. iKick memes Says:
    your ass better hope that Candle Jack doesn’t her-
  25. Guest Says:
    Never played Gaia.

    Your quiz is wrong.

  26. I spy a Troll... Says:
    This isn’t a quiz. It’s you forcing a biased opinion upon others.
    Do you REALLY think everyone who likes Gaia has no friends, no life or brains? No. Dont forget YOU used Gaia once, hypocrite.
  27. Some spanish kid Says:
    Seriously what’s your beef with this website. Did you get banned? So thats why you bitch and mone about gaia constantly. Listen I got banned from gaia last summer, and I havn’t used sense but I didn’t go and make a whole website about how much I hate gaia. I complaned for like a minute then I moved on. Take my advice and get some help because you clearly have a problem.

    P.S. I have a life, friends, and even a girlfriend and that was before I stopped using gaia, so I thik your talking about yourself when you say all this

  28. Blah Says:
    Hey, I’m reading the comments above me and you guys really should relax. Obviously this quiz is just a joke. Geez.
  29. And then, The Kerosene. Says:
    With what I just saw on this quiz and the examination of how it was written (read: faggotry), how does it categorize quiz-takers (read: trolling) and why it was written (read: butthurt webmaster), I’d say the webmaster, if his intelligence is compared to an Anon, is equal to that of a infantile, grunting turd.
  30. *sigh* Says:
    have you ever considered going to a sanitarium?
  31. RainbowxNerd Says:
    LOL@The fags below
    What this site says is true
    Gaia is a complete site of internet pixelated bull shit hiding pedophiles, wanna be scammers, and people who want to waste their money on some fucking avatar that isnt even real.
    Go back to kissing gaia’s ass.
    We’ll be waiting for you when you come limping back because gaia banned your ass twice for trying to be a “smurt hackur”

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